I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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