You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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