2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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