6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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