i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
