Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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