he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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