You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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