East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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