Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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