i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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