: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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