what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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