Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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