This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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