the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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