I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
where does the pee come out of this thing
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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