I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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