Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Randomize
