No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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