Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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