Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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