we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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