I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Randomize
