Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
There was a lot of him and a little penis
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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