actually, I'm a sock model
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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