But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Banned from zoo.
Again?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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