whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I love having hate sex.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
