Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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