Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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