Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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