my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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