You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Actions speak louder than pants.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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