just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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