Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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