Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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