There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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