Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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