but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
