Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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