Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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