I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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