i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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