Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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