I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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