You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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