I got chris browned last night
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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