just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Randomize
