Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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