I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
wrigley field is MILF paradise
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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