Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
