i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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