You work out of a Hotel?
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
did i just pee glitter
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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