I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Randomize
