Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I just blew my weed a kiss
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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