EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Someone signed my nipple.
Panties = found
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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