Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I've blown a few things in my day
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Randomize
