do herpes really smell.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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